04 March 2011

HINDU GOD SHIVA A POTHEAD; AMERICAN APPAREL PORN


Mar 4th 2011, 16:46 by E O Hatterpol | WASHINGTON, DC

THIS BLOG the work of the Phoenix E O Hatterpol, Gezellig Auguste, who, having dragged himself from the ashes of his Master of fArts degree in Freedom Language & Literaturd, and who, having read some articles and surfed American Apparel softcore pr0n, does hendeavour to start a discussion on the two matters.  Please save commentary h& laughter till th'end.

BBC article on Nepalese Hindus getting bagged at religious festivals for selling cannabis:

"I call this short, fat pipe 'Chodesmoke'".
Apparently, it's OK for them to smoke because it's part of their religion; these "Sadhus" live in caves and forests smoking weed and renouncing the world.  Their big man in the sky is Shiva, also a pothead.  Story goes he took a nap in the shade of a cannabis plant and woke up in such a great mood he decided it was the best plant ever.

More gods should try to be like Shiva!  Shiva is a pimp.


In other news, American Apparel has the greatest marketing strategy ever: 

How is this on a website that is not 4chan or RedTube

Yo that is her straight-up titty.  Another:

Slightly more modest
Excellent web-surfing at work because it isn't porny enough to get a raging bone that's gotta get beat, but it's raunchy enough to fire your imagination.  Note to self: use sex to help sell my books.  Clarify that note: use girl-parts to sell my books.  Girl-parts are the donkey's butt, man!

Or I could always try pothead Nepalese Hindu cave-dwellers...

This blog emphasizes American Apparel smut, Shiva's crazy ass & a practical, nonmoralistic approach towards Mr Alexander.

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