MTG FURY

Feb 24th 2011, 14:19 by E O Hatterpol | WASHINGTON, DC

This blog the work of the Phoenix E O Hatterpol, Gezellig Auguste, who, having cracked two packs Scars of Mirrodin h& two packs Mirrodin Besieged, does hendeavour to discuss his recent pull.  Please save commentary h& laughter till the end.

KEMBA, KHA REGENT

Chris will sell me his soul for this one.  Chris, Kemba's strangely spherical cat-boobs are calling for you.

GREEN SUN'S ZENITH

Nate will enjoy the "Pay two Forest, fetch Heritage Druid, put it onto the battlefield and reload this bomb-ass spell for a potential second go-round, beotch!"

PUTREFAX

Drop for five, crank Kamahl's overrun ability twice and you've got a Green Druid deck with a late-game 15-mana one-shot kill.

DECIMATOR WEB

Oona likes the "top six cards"; loss of life and poison counter are bonuses to be appreciated.


Chris, Nate: I look forward to the Sakura Matsuri with both of you.  I can't wait to play some EDH Eternities Map!

This blog emphasizes planeswalking & a practical, nonmoralistic approach towards Mr Alexander.

THE PENE HUNTER

Feb 23rd 2011, 14:29 by E O Hatterpol | WASHINGTON, DC

This blog the work of the Phoenix E O Hatterpol, Gezellig Auguste, who, having "hoverheard" a scandalous conversation concerning the exploits of a drunken "Pene Hunter", does endeavour to reproduce illustrative snippets here:

"I didn't go out to go home
If he wants to see me he has to meet me where I'm going because I already have plans
He tried to make me go home at 2 AM
I did two pull-ups in a mini-ass skirt then the bar fell on me & cut my upper lip as I banged my head
Then I had my period on him!
Lookin' like a prostitute
By the time I came back he had thrown away his sheets & asked his male roommate to go with him to Bed Bath & Beyond
He asked me to get the blood out of his shorts
I came home, I threw them away
I'm not his fuckin' maid"


This blog emphasizes bonobo culture & a frank approach to sex.

LIVE BONG AND PROSPER

Feb 22nd 2011, 21:17 by E O Hatterpol | WASHINGTON, DC

This blog the work of the Phoenix E O Hatterpol, Gezellig Auguste, who, having dragged himself from the ashes of his Master of fArts degree in Freedom Language & Literaturd, does endeavour to "hentertain" on a popular level & fictionalize his worthless thesis into something of commercial value.

This blog emphasizes friendship with Mr Alexander & an oxlike work ethic.