Feb 23rd 2011, 14:29 by E O Hatterpol | WASHINGTON, DC
This blog the work of the Phoenix E O Hatterpol, Gezellig Auguste, who, having "hoverheard" a scandalous conversation concerning the exploits of a drunken "Pene Hunter", does endeavour to reproduce illustrative snippets here:
"I didn't go out to go home
If he wants to see me he has to meet me where I'm going because I already have plans
He tried to make me go home at 2 AM
I did two pull-ups in a mini-ass skirt then the bar fell on me & cut my upper lip as I banged my head
Then I had my period on him!
Lookin' like a prostitute
By the time I came back he had thrown away his sheets & asked his male roommate to go with him to Bed Bath & Beyond
He asked me to get the blood out of his shorts
I came home, I threw them away
I'm not his fuckin' maid"
This blog emphasizes bonobo culture & a frank approach to sex.
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