01 March 2011

COLOUR BLOCKING IN FEBRUARY & MTG FURY


Mar 1st 2011, 10:35 by E O Hatterpol | WASHINGTON, DC

THIS BLOG the work of the Phoenix E O Hatterpol, Gezellig Auguste, who, having cracked one pack Worldwake, one pack Scars of Mirrodin h& one pack Mirrodin Besieged, does hendeavour to discuss his recent pull.  I also intend to discuss my fabulous clothing hafterwards.  Please save commentary h& laughter till th'end.

8 copies of SWAT?  It's really not all that bad.  I'll throw them into the piles of commons & uncommons I'm hamassing while opening hall these packs.  Wife & I will play Stack with it soon enough.

WORLDWAKE:  Thada Adel, Acquisitor


"Oh, Count 31st, I want to acquire your giant rocky bulge..."
Count 31st's eventual Thada deck will rape up on our decks, swiping Argentum Armours, giant Esper sphinxes and poison equipment.  C31 will trade me good thyme for this card.


Card of note: Smother

SCARS OF MIRRODIN: Myr Reservoir


"Tap: Add 2 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast Poop spells or activate abilities of Poop.
Three, tap: Return target Poop card from your graveyard to your hand."
I think Grumplestiltskins uses some gay Myr in his Thraximundar deck because he's crying out for help.  Nobody puts more than two Myr in a Thraxi deck unless they want us to examine it, critique it and gift him more useful cards.


Card of note: Golem Artisan, for my brother

MIRRODIN BESIEGED: Phyrexian Crusader


A first-striking pizza with protection from tomatoes h& cheese
Possible for Oona, possible for an eventual mono-black deck and Grumplestiltskin's Thraximundar deck.


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On Saturday, I took Roll Dog to the park and rocked an awesome February colour block.  I had a slouchy red hat, bright yellow sweater and thoughtfully placed solid green scarf (my wife's).  I called it "the Stoplight".  It looked like this:


PIRRTAJA SUCKS COMPARED TO THAT


The next day I wore a solid blue scarf instead of the green one and called the get-up "Primary Colours."

This blog emphasizes planeswalking, colour-blocking & a practical, nonmoralistic approach towards Mr Alexander.

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